this just in

It is now clear why the Godzilla-like creatures at Lulu's eluded my attempts to capture them on cameraphone. According to the World's Best Mechanical Engineer:

Godzilla is best photographed with pinhole ... or Tohovision.[1]

Pinhole photograph and insight courtesy of the World's Best Mechanical Engineer.

[1]Regrettably, there isn't a Wikipedia entry on Tohovision.