Just stumbled across MonsterByMail.com via jawboneradio's cryptozoology Flickr set.
Glad I did. Here's the pitch:
Summer is Here! And you know what that means: BRAAAINS! This round of Monster By Mail is a good-old fashioned standby: Zombies.
Here's how it works. You give me a name for your Zombie and I'll draw it. [Ed. for twenty bucks.] You'll get the original art in the mail within a few days. For an extra ten spot, I'll make a video of the creation of your monster. And for the best value, choose the Mondo Monster Package which gets you art, video and a "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Eat Brains" Zombie T-shirt with your order. Heck, I'll also toss in a four pack of Monster buttons while supplies last. So what are you waiting for? Grab a blunt object and let's start killing... er, drawing some zombies!
Here's a peek of what your $30 will buy you, as experienced via the creation of Naughty Zombie -- and yes, you're going to want to have your audio up for this one, the lyrics make it that much better:
Chorus:
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
Getcher own at MonsterByMail.com »
