Shoes turn you into someone else. You can’t be a dominatrix in sneakers. If you are in a high heel, you are in pain, and you are going to make someone pay for it.
Natacha Moro, maker of custom fetish boots for the House of Harlot in London. From the September 2006 issue of National Geographic that I picked up in my doctor’s office while I was waiting to find out if I have *$#&@! Pneumonia again.
Baby doesn’t need Pneumonia. What baby needs is a new pair of shoes.
The article goes on to quote William A. Rossi, podiatrist and author of The Sex Life of the Foot and Shoe:
The foot is an erotic organ and the shoe is its sexual covering. The shoe is the erotic foot’s pimp and procurer.
Like I said.
 Good news: it’s only viral. Now to bed. To dream of footwear.